(Just This Side of Canterbury) His Sanctified Senility, Joe Biden, has declared a new book in the Holy Bible. The Book of Palms.
          "I'm a Catholic," said the head of the new State Religion,"and these days, that means I can do pretty much what seems good in my eyes. And they ARE my eyes… and my nose. (Sniff, Sniff)".
          The newly crowned Blessed Leader praised his own work , saying he didn't think anybody would mind, since everybody was already doing what his new book suggested.

        "Of course there will be lots of hair sniffing and exciting pictures of 11 year old girls and boys in captivating swim wear," said the prelate. "And, naturally, a lot of free stuff for our acolytes in BLM and Antifa. They've helped us institute our new national societal religion (Nasi), and we REALLY owe them."
          With a wink and a grin, as he was being wheeled away in his jet-powered wheelchair, His Emceenence ended the interview with his well-known phrase: "Frsnththorclumpristanm."