GORE WINS NOBEL PRIZE FOR MATH! |
![]() ![]() ![]() Once thought impossible, former Democratic Presidential Hopeful, Al Gore, has won the coveted Nobel Prize for Math. The rare prize was given for Gore's adept use of Million Man March Math® in calculating the effects of Global Warming© "The use of the 'roving decimal point'TM has added to the angst of the social fabric of humanity, and we just love it!" gushed Tad Kaster of the Swedish committee. "Take that, you real mathematicians!" |
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