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Yasser Arafat was seen screaming in pain as popular,
conservative, Afghanistanian leader's even more popular hat consumed what
was left of the terrorist's cranial deposits - originally donated by
Former American President Jimmy Carter. French doctors who attended Arafat,
said they were clueless about the attack - or at least that's what it sounded
like. Both French Doctors had very thick Boston accents.
Apparently, the jaunty, and muslim-legal, head covering had just flown in
from Kabul, when it spotted the hated and ignored Palestinian terrorist sitting
in bed at his hideout - Bitsy-the-Virgin's 27 More Virgins B&B. The
"chapeau" must have attacked with some ferocity, as Arafat was left
speachless - a rarity for him.
We were developing this story further, but Arafat died
about 26 minutes after lifting off from the tarmac. The only reason it
hasn't been announced, is that the French doctors can't decide whether he's
dead or not, yet. Usually, they release a death certificate, only when
there is olfactory evidence. Hey, it IS FRANCE, ya'know.
(Photo: Mort Trom/WAKKED.COM)
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