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 The Rev. Grrrrrk Spimsak, Bishop-Elect (Publicity Photo) |
 New Episcopal Church signs to appear soon |
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Mars' Episcopal Church To Consecrate Cross-Dressing Marmoset as Bishop! |
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(Butoutwillya, Griswold SuperDome, Mars) - Her Holiness, The Rt. Rev. and Most Hon. Dr. Butch Feathertouche, today announced to an expectant Episcopal Church of Mars that she will consecrate Grrrrrk Spimsak, as Bishop of the newly created Diocese of Maris Solemnis, Southern Limb. Feathertouche was able to push through the nomination of the first cross-dressing marmoset to be nominated for an episcopal post, saying that this is "just the kind of diversity that the Church needs. We have been without any dioceses in the South for a very long |
time, and it is with profound pride that we are able to start with the message that 'It's OK to be a REAL animal lover!'," she said. "We also feel that God Loves Paedophiles, too, they just don't like living in domes, where they can be seen." the leader of the 1,500 member Episcopal Church of Mars said in her prepared statement before the Committee of 69, the recent successor to the Parliament of Pruriants which took over after almost the entire Church was wiped out in a meteor shower caused by global warming on Earth. "This is also a major political blow for cross-dressers' rights. |
To also honor this cause, we are redesigning the clerical wardrobe to include a reversible chasuable which can be worn outside the air domes AND at the disco! Yeah, baby, YEAH!" Bishop Elect, Grrrrrk Spimsak, the current Rector of St. Willie's By The Handtools in Parkingpork Dome, Flatuland, could not be reached for comment, since he is incapable of intelligent utterance. His lover, the Reverend Canon Peterpeter Pumpkinpumkin, however, spoke in his behalf, saying, "It's a time of Mars joy - a time of Mars reflection - but mostly, a time of wild animal love!"  |
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