NEW BIDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY: TRAPPED PINE CONE SYNDROME |
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(Washington, DC) Thanks to an insider at the White House, who asked not to be named, America now knows WHY Precedent Biden (not a Typo) has been squinting as if he is trying to pass a pine cone through his cloaca ![]() Symptoms were first noticed as far back as 1972, when a large orange balloon (not pictured here) burst from his forehead. For years, physicians outside of Washington had postulated that he was suffering from one of two congenital abnormalities: either Reverse (posterior) cloaca with congenital rectal stenosis which required him to have his male appendage sewn up every 4 years, or, Transitory Cranial-Rectal Excism, which would have required only a good bath, following the operation. ![]() Another theory was Gerbil Abuse Syndrome, but nobody fessed up to the quote. |
In either case, like every group of guessing "experts", they have been, for years, wrong. ![]() Another theory was Gerbil Abuse Syndrome, but nobody fessed up to having the idea. No, it is a Southern Pine Cone - about 3" in diameter - which has lodged in the Precedent's (not a typo) anus horribilis. Since no-one volunteered to take responsibility for this astounding revelation, we can only guess, at this time, that the Precedent's now infamous squint (not a typo) was a stolen affectation from Senate Communist Bernard Sanders (I-donno) ![]() Weakened at Bernies'. That's right! It's a pine cone!!! ![]() |
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