A 7,000 year old plot of the formidable
secret society, The Glitterati, has finally come to light! Gold, once
thought to be a precious metal, which has caused the rise and fall
of every society since Adam, is actually made from a common vegetable
- spinach! Gold entrepreneur, Blutto P. Opeye, has continually dismissed
this report as untrue and totally without substance, however, it is known
that Opeye suffers from a rare form of iron/gold poisoning, Feroauricia,
and has been under treatment at the Hunt Brothers Hospital in Austin, Texas.
As to the Glitterati, thousands of pages have been written about the
secret society, who, up until now, has been a subject of denial and
ridicule. One suspected famous member, Bobs, who owns a large chateau
in Hollywood and a minor television actor, has been under scrutiny
by federal officials for years for male slavery and suspected weaving
straw into gold.
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