William Shakespeare, sometime playwright, poet,
actor, and writer of famous wills containing second best beds has reincarnated.
According to sources close to bardo manager, Finlandia Schwartz, "Yeah, he
kinda slipped out while we weren't looking. I know, personally, I'm nauseous,
and Buddha is pissed off. I mean, REALLY pissed off. We weren't supposed to
let him out until 2012, but something happened about 30 years ago or so. Yeah,
yeah, he came back as that bones guy," said Schwartz, meaning TJ Tyne, who plays a quirky
"squint" on the runaway hit Bones on Fox TV. God was not available
for an interview, but his personal secretary, Marion Morris aka "Duke," gave us
the following statement: "Well, I'll tell ya, pilgrim, anybody who can slip outta
that place, is jakes with me. Can he write this time? Jeez, who knows?"
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