BRANDO ENDORSES KERRY FROM GRAVE!

"I have many dead friends who will vote for you, Boffongucci. They are mostly in New York, Chicago, and on a reservation in New Mexico."

(Somewhere-we're not sayin' where - CahleeFORneeyah) **Exclusive** Famous around-the-world and still-dead actor, Marlon Brando, has told WAKKED.COM that he has endorsed John Kerry for President. He gave us reams of photographs which seem to suggest that Kerry and Brando go back a very long way. Here are a few of them with the notes that were written on the back.

Picture of Brando snapped by an amateur just seconds after his news tip for WAKKED.COM and just as he became incorporeal. Brando, Hary Belafonte, James Baldwin, and Kerry go out to lunch, Charleton Heston paid. (left).

Brando with comedic legend, Bob Hope, as they ham it up over the "Johnny" award Marlon Brando in the movie that made him famous, A Publically Funded Streetcar Named Theresa.

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