(Washington,DC) "I'm not the only one, either."
That today from Al Lickgore, the White House Mouse.
Condoleeza Rice who received over 86,347,231,587 warnings about bin Laden and al-Quaeda - mostly from rodents |
"You should see the damn line of people!" He says in his unmistakable Bronx accent. "All of 'em claiming to have told the national security advisor about this al-Qaeda thing. I know for a fact that Bert the Badger and Bugs Bunny are all on the phone to a publisher. Who cares if it's true or not - this is a great time to cash in."
It seems the phenomenon of Telling Condoleeza Rice has spread to all the wildlife in the animal kingdom. |
Rodents large and small are practically coming out of the woodwork.
"I just sold a book deal for a million bucks!" said a jubilant Bert the Badger.
"This goes far and beyond anything I got paid for the exposé on Jessica Rabbit. And don't forget the piece I did on Nepolitano stealing Eddie Munster's hair; Coupla hundred."
When asked by our intrepid WAKKED.COM reporter if he actually did tell Ms. Rice about the 9/11 threat which killed almost 3,000 people, Bert said,"It's to laugh. I poked myself with a spoon, I laughed so hard. Did I really tell her? Jesus, just read my book will you?" and ran off.
Bert the Badger
(publicity photo) |
Noting that badgers are not |
proper rodents, our reporter then tracked down Mr. Bunny, himself, who declined an interview.
Bunny is a life-long Democrat, recently changed over to Republican since 9/11. His book is rumored not only to claim that he told Ms. Rice about al-Quaeda, but that he IS the source Richard Clarke
Richard Clarke
only second-hand tell-all |
used
when he warned the NSA head, Rice, CIA Director George Tennent, four large moravian bats, and a side porch light.
"Wait 'til you see my book on Mel Gibson," mused Lickgore, "I told him to make the Passion of Christ and to finance it himself. I'm a freakin' genius!"  |
