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| MOAMAR KHADAFI TO WED SADDAM HUSSEIN! |
| (AP - Lybia) - Mehmet Sheik Yabhuti and Squeaky Molestari Khadafi announce the betrothal of their son, Moamar to Saddam Hussein, son of Lililililili Hrabamkhara and Sluggo the Impailer.
 Moamar Khadafi smiles reticently as he receives generous gifts from pig traders Moamar is employed by the Central Government as Saviour of the Realm and Lion of the Desert where he won several awards for Airplane Terrorist Sequestering and Thug Employment. |
The ceremony, which will be dedicated to Mohammed's second sister, Bitsy the Virgin, will take place at the Al-hambra All-in-One Mosque and Missile Silo. Moamar will be wearing a full length veil and body covering - an heirloom which has been in the family ever since it was woven from the backhairs of the father of the current Sheik. The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be best pimp. Mullah Midge Sunishine will perform the ceremony. A reception at Soldier's Hall will follow the ceremony. Hamsa Zawawi and his Tehrani Bobcats will perform for dancing by the men and nothing by the women. A traditional wedding, indeed.The only fly in the ointment is the absence of Allah, who is off playing golf |
with the Bishop of Nairobi
 Bitsy the "V" stands in front of a big picture of Saddam Hussein portrayed as the "Happy Tyrolean" - both having been invited at the last minute to play Augusta National. After a short honeymoon in the Great Hall of Transvestites, Bunker 6, the happy couple will live in Palace #451, so named for its paper walls, used to deflect type-A radiaton.  |
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